wait what

imagineyuorotp:

imagine your otp meeting each other for the first time, at night, in the woods, while both trying to dispose of their freshly killed corpses

heysawbones:

cafiffle:

mortalityplays:

cafiffle:

I came up with some webcomic award categories, feel free to add more

  • Laziest Method for Painting Trees
  • Most Transparent Author Fetish
  • Names Most Obviously Lifted From a Past RP
  • Most Frequent Rainfall Depicted in One Setting
  • Highest Potential for Incest Slash Fiction
  • The Mrs. Robinson Award for Sexualization of Senior Citizens
  • Most Creative Use of Expletives
  • Highest Number of Pages Clearly Made While Intoxicated
  • Highest Number of Extras Crammed Into One Panel
  • Best Candidate for the Omegaverse
  • The Aaron Diaz Award for Adamant Denial of Objectified Female Characters
  • The Ryan Sohmer Award for Most Intolerable Protagonist
  • Best Artistic Rendering of Dredlocks
  • Most Phoned-in Costume Design Choices
  • Least Phoned-In Costume Design Choices
  • Best Canon Explanation for Elves
  • Most Obstinately Written For The Satisfaction Of The Writer And The Writer Alone
  • Best Retrospective Justification of Ethically Unsound Writing Decisions Made As A Teen
  • Most Obviously From A Storyboarding Background
  • Nicest Try, I Guess
  • Most Exquisitely Rendered Noses
  • Most Ponderous Worldbuilding
  • Most Improvement on Existing Anime Tropes
  • Least Racially Sensitive Steampunk Setting
  • Best Webcomic Made Entirely to Spite Another Human Being

I FORGOT I WAS BREWING TEA

IT’S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR

…this will be potent.

erikamoen:

bisexual-books:

All this week we will be highlighting #27BiStories from bisexual Advocate journalist Eliel Cruz with graphics by Trivo Studio 

Part 2 — #27BiStories: When Did You Come Out? What Was The Response Like?

Hoping to shine a light on the myths about the bisexual community — both in and out of lesbian, gay, transgender, and queer spaces — The Advocate has launched a four-part series written from interviews with 27 self-identified bisexuals, all of whom happen to be in relationships. Earlier this week, we asked our sources to confont the biggest misconceptions they face as bisexual people, and today, we’re turning our attention to the “coming out” stories that so often unite members of the LGBT community. 

Do those stories provide the same kind of “we’ve all been there” unity that many in the lesbian, gay, and transgender communities experience when sharing their own coming-outs? Or do bisexual people face ridicule and disbelief from the very people who claim to want to liberate others from the closet? Read on to find out. 

This is #27BiStories. 

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

At least I knew to expect homophobia when I was in same-sex relationships, I was not prepared at all for the biphobia I’d experience later. Personally, I’ve found the dismissal, accusations, and vitriol I get from the queer side regarding my sexuality to be far, far more hurtful than the harassment and garbage thrown at me I’d get from straight men on the street when I’d walk hand-in-hand with my girlfriend.

You expect it from bigoted strangers, you don’t see it coming from your supposed “community”

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

leplastiquedick:

i’ve watched this like 30 times and its funny every time 

Lenus’s Life up till now in a Nutshell:

shadetoshade:

  • Forced to keep his abilities in healing magic secret because if he doesn’t most of his life will be decided for him
  • Drops out of magic school because while he gets the theory of everything, the only magic that the school teaches that he can actually do is alchemy
  • Takes up alchemy in earnest to take control of his life.  Said healing magic limits his ability to alchemy, barging in on one of his hobbies
  • Goes on a journey to find what he wants to do with himself, selling potions to adventurers for money along the way
  • Encounters Meroe during a fighting tournament.  They end up killing a dude because he’s jacked up on alchemical concoctions
  • Meroe and Lenus start traveling together and end up in a ghost’s ballroom from Hell
  • Meroe and Lenus go on undersea adventures.  Lenus meets Seren, his new alchemy buddy.
  • Lenus goes home only to find out that his hometown is under assault by creatures from his world’s sister-world, created by a life god that’s gone insane after the gods of Chaos and Order split the original world in two
  • Lenus and Meroe meet Elodie and save her from a cult
  • Lenus learns that as Meroe’s fought, she’s gotten an urge to kill and possibly eat people.
  • Lenus learns Meroe has a sister.  This sister is killing and eating people.
  • Lenus learns that Meroe has a lot of sisters that are also Meroe because Meroe is a prototype of the revival of an old elven race of berserkers
  • Meroe comes back into Lenus’s life after he thinks she’s dead and they chill for awhile.  Specter of death looms over Meroe’s head because her race’s blood will eventually kill her
  • Seren comes back and he and Lenus go on adventures.
  • Carnival is in town!  Everyone learns not to fuck with the Chaos god.  Also evil cult that haunted Elodie is still around.
  • Seren will go insane and die if he doesn’t get his light and darkness heritage under control.  Seren gets his light and darkness heritage under control.
  • Seren becomes fishboyfriend.  Seren and Lenus work together to form a cure for Meroe that Meroe will have to take for the rest of her life.  Said cure partially comes from Lenus’s blood.
  • Lenus spends time going on dates and being tormented by an elder god who wants revenge on him for fucking up his past attempts at revival

One of my new college kid neighbors just knocked on my door tonight to let me know she was having a birthday party tomorrow and that they’d try to keep it down and contained. In the, what, three years I’ve lived here, this is the first time one of the kids has had the courtesy to warn us ahead of time.

I was so charmed and taken aback that I told her it was cool — just don’t have anyone barf on my car, and we’re solid. She look horrified at the thought.

What a nice young lady.

cerberus-9:

memeguy-com:

They stole how many data

Billions of data

cerberus-9:

memeguy-com:

They stole how many data

Billions of data

Louisa May Alcott wrote Little Women for the money. And it made her miserable.

As a young writer, Alcott concentrated on lurid pulp stories of revenge, murder, and adultery–“blood and thunder” literature, as she called i–and enjoyed writing very much. She was in her mid 30s when an editor suggested she try writing a book for girls. Alcott wasn’t very interested, but her father was a complete moron with money and had left the family in terrible financial trouble. Alcott wrote Little Women in hopes of some decent sales and a little breathing room and got way more than she asked for. The money in sequels was too good to turn down (and her father didn’t get any smarter with a dime), but Alcott hated writing what she called “moral pap for the young” and longed to return to the smut and violence of her early endeavors.