IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
I actually haven’t been able to see the latest season of Game of Thrones, but having read the books a few times by now, I was very interested in seeing how the show fandom would react to the Boltons, especially Ramsay. Freaking out and hatred I expected. Fangirl crushes were something I didn’t expect, but should have.
They cast a dreamy Hobbit-looking fucker for the role, after all. Whereas in my head, Ramsay has been as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside:
He is an ugly man. Even splendorous garb cannot disguise this fact. He is big boned and slope shouldered, with a fleshiness to him that suggests that later in life he will turn to fat.
His skin is pink and blotchy, his nose broad, his mouth small, his hair long and dark and dry. His lips are wide and meaty, wormy looking, but the thing that men notice most about him are his eyes. He has his lord father’s eyes – small, close-set and queerly pale. Ghost grey some men call the shade, but in truth his eyes are all but colourless, like two chips of dirty ice. He smiles a wet lipped smile. He sometimes wears a garnet cut in the shape of a drop of blood in his right ear.
There’s going to be yaoi fanart of him and Theon, isn’t there. ISN’T THERE.
You are too late. The shipping has already begun.
I actually haven’t been able to see the latest season of Game of Thrones, but having read the books a few times by now, I was very interested in seeing how the show fandom would react to the Boltons, especially Ramsay. Freaking out and hatred I expected. Fangirl crushes were something I didn’t expect, but should have.
They cast a dreamy Hobbit-looking fucker for the role, after all. Whereas in my head, Ramsay has been as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside:
He is an ugly man. Even splendorous garb cannot disguise this fact. He is big boned and slope shouldered, with a fleshiness to him that suggests that later in life he will turn to fat.
His skin is pink and blotchy, his nose broad, his mouth small, his hair long and dark and dry. His lips are wide and meaty, wormy looking, but the thing that men notice most about him are his eyes. He has his lord father’s eyes – small, close-set and queerly pale. Ghost grey some men call the shade, but in truth his eyes are all but colourless, like two chips of dirty ice. He smiles a wet lipped smile. He sometimes wears a garnet cut in the shape of a drop of blood in his right ear.
There’s going to be yaoi fanart of him and Theon, isn’t there. ISN’T THERE.
ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE
