envy was envious…
I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier
despite auron’s tough lifestyle he still manages to have the most clean shaven armpits in the entire world
the man even has a beard like are you serious
One time Jecht talked him into waxing his armpits, and Auron grudgingly went along with it. He immediately regretted it because it hurt like a motherfucker and Jecht and Braska just laughed their asses off
And his underarm hair never grew back because the next week they reached Zanarkand, and I doubt body hair is an issue for the unsent
you see this is the many time I really wish there was some form of snapchat in spira because this would be golden
These leafdogs soothe my soul
this is the highest level of wizard
this. is. everything.
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi has revealed that there will be no flirting between the Doctor and his assistant Clara Oswald in the forthcoming series.
New Time Lord Capaldi, 56, has said that he was “adamant” that there will be “no Papa-Nicole moments”.
When asked about the age gap between himself and his 28-year-old co-star Jenna Coleman, Capaldi said: “They’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first but I was absolutely adamant.”
I’m still not going to watch it, but I have a lot of respect for Peter Capaldi now. ”I think there was a bit of tension with that” — oh no, he ruined Moffat’s wank session!
I’m going to miss him as The Cardinal.
“But the Glaswegian actor did not say yes to the part immediately.
'I didn't want to be Doctor Who in a Doctor Who I didn't like,' he said. 'I had to be convinced the show was going in a direction I was interested in.
NO COCAINE WAS NOT
some fun sex tropes:
- laughing during sex
- and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
- sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
- kissing to stay quiet
- biting to stay quiet
- one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation
- "wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it"
- someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away
- "you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise"
- kissing anywhere but the lips
- alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched
- "we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways" sex
- anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces
- sex with clothes half on/panties still on
- the pleasant misuse of ties
- sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense